Random Randomness

You know, it occours to me that Dora and Boots could rid themselves completely of thier "Swiper Problem" if they simply didn't walk around the forest singing about where they were going every 5 minutes.

The Profound Theology of a Three Year Old

We have been working on the God and Jesus thing with Nate the Great. We read Bible stories, talk about how it makes Jesus happy when Nathan obeys and how Jesus made ME the Mommy (stolen from a friend of Emmy's but it makes me feel important.)

Nathan came downstairs with a present for me (read: stuff he swiped from my bathroom counter, stuck under his shirt and is presenting to me with much pomp and circumstance) and he said it was a present from GOD. He then handed me 2 tubes of lipstick (I didn't know God cared!) and said

"Mommy, Jesus is God..."

(Right on! This kid really knows his stuff!!!!)

:...and He gives you presents whenever you want."

(Well, I guess that theology needs a little work...)