A Short Statement.

Hiding the evidence of Cadbury Egg consumption in an empty Pringles tube might be counterproductive to what I am looking to accomplish.

the end.

But A Feather Boa Is Always Appropriate

If you hear me talking to my sweet 2 year old, (she looks like this).....

And you hear her demand a "TEE TEE BAR!!!"*

You need to know she is speaking of this....

Not this.....

Because she doesn't get that second one till she is at LEAST 18.

* = A "Tee Tee Bar" is how Ella says, "Aunt Kristy Bar" which is what the kids have named the green granola bars.

I Think I'd Notice if I Lost My Pulmonary Artery

Googled: "cough and metallic taste"

Results:

Acute mercury inhalation

Chemical poisoning

Metal fume fever

Nephthytis poisoning

Absence of pulmonary artery

Apparently I am going to die.

I hope it is from the "Nephthytis poisoning" because that one sounds exciting.