"What? I thought you were cooking me dinner!"
"Oh yes, that's right. I am. A four course meal."
"Really? What is it?"
"Well, I'm starting with a cucumber based gazpacho with a hint of mint. Then I am serving a cranberry and walnut salad covered in a homemade cranberry vinaigrette. For the main course, I was planning on roquefort cheese hamburgers*. You take the burger and sink the cheese in the center and grill it up. It's delicious."
"Oh wow, do you need me to fire up the grill?"
"No, I've got it taken care of. For dessert I was just thinking a basic crème brule."
"Can I fire the top?"
"Sure!"
"Wow, that sounds amazing! I'd think that if you were making something like that, you'd have to be in the kitchen cooking up a storm."
"Oh I know, right?"
"Well, I can't wait. It sounds good."
"It IS good. It might look like a carne asada burrito to you, but it really will be a four course meal."
*= thank you Top Chef Masters for making me look goooood.
P.S. Vacation Bible School is over, school is almost beginning. We are thisclose to returning to your regularly scheduled blogs.
you crack me up!
ReplyDeleteYou are a cruel cruel woman!
ReplyDeleteHahahahahaha! You are so bad, but so very good at it! Wish I could come up with something like that off the top of my head.
ReplyDeleteTotally looking forward to the regularly scheduled blogs.
Absolutely hilarious!
ReplyDeleteNow I'm hungry...!
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