(Longest blog sentence ever written?)
I am not quite sure how to explain that it was only when I smelled the ketchup that I realized I was not mysteriously dying.
And I am dubious that I should tell you that, before I cleaned it up, I called the kids in to see the condiment carnage.
I will tell you that my sister laughed really heard and immediately asked of she could tell her husband Kris.
And I will tell you the completely fantastic fact that upon pondering the bizarre event, it actually made a little bit of sense.