Him: I got the results of my blood work from my physical today.
Me: Oh good, what do they say?
Him: Wow. My cholesterol is high. My triglycerides are too.
Me: How high? WOAH! I totally won that one. Mine aren't nearly that high!
Him: What did you get for Glucose? I got a 76.
Me: Ha! 72. I win again. What about Creatinine?
Him: What is that?
Me: Doesn't matter, fess up!
Him: I got a 1.0.
Me: Woo Hoo! I got a 0.9.
Him: But maybe we WANT that one to be high!
Me: Don't go making up rules because you are losing.
Him: Whatever. Potassium?
Me: 4.0.
Him: Me too. It's a tie.
Me: OK, I'll give you that one. But your cholesterol and stuff, we need to really do something about that.
Him: The letter here suggests "lifestyle changes." And I need to make a follow up appointment with the doctor.
Me: Sounds like a good plan.............Hey, can you finish off these cheezy scrambled eggs and buttered sourdough toast for dinner?
Lifestyle change, huh? I'm glad it didn't read gender change- otherwise we wouldn't have anything to talk about after the next card party.
ReplyDeleteHA! That is a funny conversation!! Sounds like me and dh....he had his "well check" yesterday and I had mine today. We compared notes on everything. At least I didn't GAIN any weight since my last visit. I didn't lose, but hey, at least I didn't GAIN! :)
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