Monday, February 02, 2009

The Light Bulb Over My Head Must Be Burnt Out

Okay, I have the coolest idea. And I mean awesome! It's as if you put the idea of pre-grated cheese and quantum physics together they had cute Baby Ideas that said "Mama" and smiled at you and then built a rocket for you to go to the moon. That's how amazing my idea is.

I know it is this amazing because I thought of it in the middle of the night while I was only half awake. And we ALL know the best things come to us at that time of day!

I am going to share this with you because that is the sort of giving blogger I am. Ready?

Bathrooms should be built with 3 light switches:

1 is for the fan that runs when your husband sets up camp.
1 is for the light.
And the 3rd switch?

It is for a light as well, but this light isn't very bright. It is just bright enough for you to use in the middle of the night in case you need to see what you are doing but not bright enough to make you up for your Midnight Potty Walk.

Isn't that BRILLIANT?!

In the morning, I realized that an invention has already been made like that.

Now I'll never get to the moon in a rocket made by Idea Babies.


  1. You are hilarious.

    I was sitting here reading this trying to figure out a way to say, "Um, NIGHTLIGHT" without sounding snarky! :-)

  2. genius. :)

    that's when i have my brilliant ideas, late at night when i should be sleeping. but then the sun comes up and shines its light of 'oh yeah, that's not gonna happen' onto my brilliance.

  3. At first I though you were going to say "The third releases a pleasant scent"..

  4. I was hoping it had something to do with fixing my squeak in our bathroom door- that sound could nearly wake the dead!

    I know, I know. WD-40

  5. i need one that warms my toilet seat. brrrr. :)

  6. SOOOO funny!
    I hate things like that. One time I came up with the premise of a novel. I barely slept the rest of the night because i kept reminding my half-asleep brain not to forget it...


    When I started to write it out, in notes, I realized even the most adventurous of sci-fi publishers would laugh in my face. It was THAT bad.

  7. My bathroom has 4 switches!!! It really does. The light. The fan. The heater....and....the soft light! (we leave it on all night, just soft and pretty)
    Cause you never know when you'll get lost in the square ;)


  8. Hahaha! What made me laugh even harder is that as I was reading this, I was thinking, "She's right! That IS a good idea!"

    I found you through Facebook. Just thought I'd say hi!