But I was unsuccessful as the smell of melting plastic was more than I could bear.
And while I was scooping melted plastic off my stovetop, I decided to go ahead and poison myself. (Stay with me, folks.)
I started by taking a bite of this which, for me, is bad enough. (No wheat and gluten allowed for me anymore!)
And then I wiped my mouth with a close by paper towel I had just used sitting on my kitchen counter.
But it wasn't a paper towel since it came from this....
What did YOU do today?
you are my hero!
ReplyDeletehey girl---sounds like you should of had a V8!! LOL
ReplyDeleteBTW - They have gluten free Mac & Cheese at Trader Joe's that's pretty good:)
ReplyDelete"Underachiever" yourself!...when you've set YOURSELF on fire, (because, apparently, setting my kitchen on fire just wasn't a big enough rush) we'll talk. I don't really recommend it, though! But I would draw the line at trying to poison myself. Glad to hear none of your attempts really "worked out"! Gotta go, I smell something burning...
ReplyDeleteOh my sister! Thank God you did not live up to your potiental yesterday! :) I am very proud!
ReplyDeleteYikes! So glad it didn't work! Talk about a crazy day!!
ReplyDeletewhat is that in the first picture??? it looks like a bra! I doubt you just leave your unmentionables laying out in the kitchen....unless the dryer was broken and you were trying to dry your 'wet things' over the stove.....or were you? :)
ReplyDeletewell yesterday i took on nothing quite so ambitious. you should feel ashamed of yourself, trying to make us look bad.
ReplyDeleteGuess what? Glass breaks on the stove top, too, if you accidentally leave the stove top on.
ReplyDeleteDIsastrous and lethal with glass, let me tell you. It falls under the category of "DO NOT try this at home, ever."
OH NO, not the pampered chef micro cooker!!!!!! Wanna hear something funny? I melted mine too! Only the bottom, not the top. Trying to use it as a make-shift double boiler to melt chocolate. Guess we both found out the hard way that plastic melts! LOL
ReplyDeleteOMG!!!!
ReplyDeleteWhat a fan freaking tastic day this was!