I tried to burn the house down today.
But I was unsuccessful as the smell of melting plastic was more than I could bear.
And while I was scooping melted plastic off my stovetop, I decided to go ahead and poison myself. (Stay with me, folks.)
I started by taking a bite of this which, for me, is bad enough. (No wheat and gluten allowed for me anymore!)
And then I wiped my mouth with a close by paper towel I had just used sitting on my kitchen counter.
But it wasn't a paper towel since it came from this....
What did YOU do today?