Saturday, October 31, 2009

The Facts of Candy

Dear Children of Poway,

You want to come to my house tonight. I give out good candy. I give out paper bags filled to overflowing of candy. It is awesome.

But you must understand, there will, under no circumstances, be ANY Resees Peanut Butter Cups in those paper bags. It's just how it is.

The Lady With Peanut Butter Cup Breath


  1. I was just telling my mother in law that reesees peanut butter cups were my very favorite thing to get at Halloween. I never give them out, because they would never make it to the kids!

  2. I wish we could have made it to your house.