He says, "Hey Mommy, this guy here? He lost his arms and legs in a shark attack. His name is Kevin B."
She says, "Yeah Mommy, Kevin B."
He says, "See Mommy? I am putting him in the back of my truck now. Ohhh noooo, we have to hurry him to the hospital. Get the chopper!"
I listen to about 10 minutes of continuous dialogue on Kevin B. (and a few of his friends,) his unfortunate meeting with a shark while swimming in the ocean and how he is now limbless.
I send a text to David, wondering if he knows what fueled the surge of shark attack victims in my home. I get back:
"'Shark Attack' on Discovery"
"Why did you watch that? Why not the Padre Game?!"
"Because it's SHARK WEEK!"
Thank you Discovery.