The cause of my conflict is tucked safely in bed.
I focus myself and with great concentration begin to apply layer after layer-painting myself and symbolically showing the world:
This is war.
I have declared it and will not rest until I win.
Or I'm dead.
The warpaint applied, I surround herself with my arsenal of weapons and begin the waiting.
I may appear peaceful.
I may appear calm.
But a battle is raging right there on my face.
It is the signs of aging.
And this 32 year old plans to win.
dave and I both turn 30 this year and we are both feeling a mid-life crisis coming on ... dave has signed up to run a marathon and I am getting a dog. I think a face mask is much more reasonable! Good luck!
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Oooh cool can you please share the spec's of your aresenal? What is type of green goo have you applied?
ReplyDeleteI like the Origins Clay Mask....it's actually grey. :)
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you are so funny.
ReplyDeletei hate aging.
hahahahahaha! Such perfect application!
ReplyDeleteAh, it's the MASK! By the way are you going to do a sequel? I loved you on Jim Carey, but you also look great on my friend Benny here.
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