Thursday, September 14, 2006

Bugging Telemarketers 101

Usually when they call, they are treated to the adorable giggles of Lucy who runs around with the phone to her ear saying "Heh-woah?" and "Daddy?"

Today, I have decided that the telemarketers don't deserve such wonderfulness on the other end of the line. Instead they receive the drunken cheers of the Pirates of the Caribbean Theme Park Ride. "Yo ho, yo ho! A Pirate's life for me!" They don't stay on the line.

Although I did have one guy who stayed so long, I had to start the song over again.

Suggestions for my Telemarketer Torture Song for tomorrow?


  1. "This is the song that never ends, it just goes on and on my friends..." =^)

  2. "We who are about to die salute you!" And then make a bunch of dying sounds that end with gurgleing noises.